poop bandit

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!

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Arse Bandit

Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus)
Bandit (as in thief, Highway man, mugger)

You fucking Arse Bandit! Shit off!

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dick bandit

a huge slut who goes for every dick out there! popularized by juvenile's song entitled back that ass up

damnnnnnnn that gurl is a dick bandit, she hooked up with everyone

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backseat bandit

a woman who gives that good suck in the backseat of a red porsche in an alleyway at dusk

Ayyy mate i found a right good lass n she became a backseat bandit it was amazing

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Eigo Bandit

A Japanese girl (or even a guy) that uses native English speakers for free English Lessons.
Eigo Bandits have no interest in their conversation partner treating them as pets to show off and make pay for dates & coffee that they invite themselves to.
Eigo Bandits only want to speak in English because they do not care for you to learn Japanese.

At the international party there were tons of eigo bandits. They kept coming to talk with me but none wanted to be friends.

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arse-bandit

homosexual

leave my bottom alone you arse bandit

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Bandit Keith

A Yu-Gi-Oh! character famous for wearing an American flag on his head and sunglasses in the dark.

In Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series, he loves reminding people that he's an American.

He uses a machine-based deck and likes to cheat... In America!

Bandit Keith: I love being an American... IN AMERICA!!!
Everyone else: ...

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