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Westboro Baptist Church

The reason I'm not going to Topeka, Kansas. Those people are super-insane. They consist of Fred Phelps, 9 out of 13 of his children (among them including Shirley Phelps-Roper), their 50+ grandchildren, and 7-10 great-grandchildren. These people claim that God hates everybody: Catholics, Iraq War casaulties, Swedes, the Irish, Latter-Day Saints, Muslims, and above all else gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgendered people. These people also picket funerals of, well, anybody: Iraq war casaulties, Katrina victims, 9/11 victims, hate crime victims, HIV/AIDS victims, etc.

Person 1: Hey, let's go to Topeka. What's there to see?

Person 2: Well, we can see the Westboro Baptist Church members disrespecting the dead by picketing funerals.

Person 1: Ok, dude. I don't want anything to do with those people. Let's go somewhere else.

Person 2: Good point

by an anonymous citizen July 14, 2009

338πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Westboro baptist church

What happens when family members fuck

Westboro baptist church member: Thank God for dead soldiers!

Some other guy: Dude get a life you inbred dickhead

by ronhowardforprez July 12, 2009

991πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


Blue Jean Baptist

A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.

Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.

by Gary Vitalis July 31, 2008

61πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Westboro Baptist Church

A lunatic cult led by a jackass named Fred Phelps. The WBC is known for its endless condemnation of homosexuals. The church claims to practice the purest form of Christiantiy, a claim that couldn't be further from the truth. The WBC's ideology is based on a severe distortion of Christian doctrine. If Jesus Christ ever visited this "Church", he would probably be dismayed and horrified by its practices. Heck, even many evangelicals consider the WBC un-Christian.

The entire Westboro Baptist Church is bound for hell.

by Anonymous Debunker of Religious Myths April 10, 2008

681πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


Westboro Baptist Church

A radical so-called "Church" under the leadership of so-called "Reverend" Fred Phelps based out of Topeka, Kansas. They are infamous for their controversial practice of picketing outside of funerals of U.S. servicemembers killed in Iraq. WBC Recently lost a $11,000,000 dollar judgement filed by a father of one of the late servicemembers whose funeral they picketed.

The freaks at Westboro Baptist Church makes all Christians look bad.

by Piranha November 1, 2007

834πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Westboro Baptist Church

A group of nutjobs who hate the universe. If you are atheist, baptist (WTF???), protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, or any other religion on the planet, they hate you. They hate soldiers, America, The UK, Australia, and any other country who refuses to publicly execute gays and "dykes".

Hey, are those those Westboro Baptist Church weirdos protesting the univesre?

Yeah, I guess it was only a matter of time.

by MULTI_MEDIA_MAN November 22, 2009

242πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Westboro baptist church

A church that practices the literal meaning of the bible. They believe that the Tsunami was a good thing because it killed 'fags' and 'dykes'. They also believe Hurricane Katrina was 'God's' way of punishing America because apparently, in their opinion, 'God hates America'. These guys are a bunch of sad, uneducated, religious kooks who need to stop dictating what 'God' thinks, because how would they know? The answer is they don't. They construct a 'God' figure as a way to express their personal views on the world, these people make me sick and I can only hope that one day they will forget about prejudice and hate.

According to the Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates Fags, God Hates America, God Hates Sweden, God Hates Canada, and after this definition is posted God will apparently Hate Australia because that's where I am from!
How can anyone take these people seriously?

by Anna July 2, 2006

1484πŸ‘ 219πŸ‘Ž