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Bard

DMV slang to put it onsomething or someone.

I just won that basketball game

Bard.

On everything i love.

by Casshh December 7, 2023


Bard

Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"

Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"

by 😏📏🤡🧱 April 1, 2023


Bard

A sex-crazed class in Dungeons and Dragons, due to their high Charisma stats.

The Bard decides to seduce the dragon

by NeonPaladin27 March 17, 2021


Basual Bard Baucus

The gathering of the greatest poker players in the world to battle it out in a rich kid's basement for $20. Formerly known as the Kasual Kard Kaucus.

Let's get a game going in the Basual Bard Baucus

by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018


Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023


Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018


On Bard

- similar to saying on God however referring to a different power

- the god of dads

On bard I didn't steal that food.

by XPRpro July 7, 2022