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when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.
man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.
The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.
referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.
1: He can't even put on a good show. There's no razzle, no dazzle. All he does is park and bark.
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When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.
I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!
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I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!
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The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.
Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.
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