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Definition 1: My Parents Are Dead! A Dark Night Hero also know in the '60 as a child molesters who role with a teenager in spandex but later becomes a bad ass who kicks peoples ass.
Definition 2: The sexual act to wear a batman costume, clothing related to batman, or black and fuck a bat (animal) Then shove a Bat (baseball bat) up your ass while watching any Batman movie, listening to death metal, and screaming "I'am the dark night!"
Example 1: Man I was watching Batman: The dark night and it was awesome!
Example 2: Yo Man I just pulled a Batman and my asshole is bleeding!
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Combination of the words "Bat" and "Man" meaning:
a. a guy that holds a bat (in Baseball)
b. a creature that combines characteristics of both species with variants including "Batwoman", "Batboy", "Batgirl" etc.
c. a fictiotional character you might have heard of that is made fun of in Urban Dictionary by lame definitions
Batman turns 70 years old in May
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A piece of shit that should not be classified as a super hero since the only reason he kicks bad guy ass is because he has a lot of money to waste on the bat mobile and bat-a-rangs and shit like that, put him in a fight with any other super hero and he will get his asked kicked so bad that his balls will fly out of his nose.
person 1: i hear that kids really good at fighting
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
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When a man puts his penis into the womans vagina. aka they are fucking. the man is called batman and his penis is the batmobile.
"Would you like me to put my batmobile into your batcave, woo go batman"
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the first Bi superhero likes little boys in red and green coustome and love woman who are half his age
Batman sleeping with Barbara Gordon his best friend Gordon daughter who was only 16
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The act of crouching over your sleeping partner and pleasuring oneself whilst wearing the duvet/bedsheets like a cape.
Robertos: Me and my woman had THEE best morning sex today!
Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.
Robertos: Sweet!
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