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Blake Bauer is a term used to define a sexy male ginger (red head). Blake Bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard shell). Blake Bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. In conclusion, Blake Bauer are sexy as fuck gingers who enjoy a good class of water every now and then! :)
Blake Bauer is one sexy as hell red head that sure can eat tacos.
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
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Much like a power hour. Whilst watching 24, drink shots of beer whenever the show is playing, and smoke weed during commericials. Completion of a bauer hour does not make you Jack Bauer, and anyone claiming that they are him, or have become him, must be rideculed for being a feltcher.
Guy 1: Dude I just did a fucking bauer hour. I'm fucking Jack Bauer.
Guy 2: No your fucking not. Jack Bauer would kill you for saying so. Eat shit and die you fucking feltcher.
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(also see add) bauer shit is some shit that is pulled that just defies normal human logic. bauer shit is done without much logic, in fact none and leaves you saying "why, why the fuck did you just do that."
Jon being a POS by doing some bauer shit when he kept touching the water faucet repeatedly before he left.
I didn't know the number to that fly bitch's cell so i just pulled some bauer shit and guessed it.
I was walking to the basketball court when my friend stopped to go back and move a twig 1 centimeter. That was some bauer shit.
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The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.
Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!
Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...
Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*
Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Egg farmer, one who farms eggs with high intensity
Can I give you one of my ei bauer's?
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Jack Bauer at the beginning of Season 2. Equipped with Grizzly Beard and Flannel Shirt.
Grizzly Bauer is God.
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