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Much like a power hour. Whilst watching 24, drink shots of beer whenever the show is playing, and smoke weed during commericials. Completion of a bauer hour does not make you Jack Bauer, and anyone claiming that they are him, or have become him, must be rideculed for being a feltcher.
Guy 1: Dude I just did a fucking bauer hour. I'm fucking Jack Bauer.
Guy 2: No your fucking not. Jack Bauer would kill you for saying so. Eat shit and die you fucking feltcher.
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(also see add) bauer shit is some shit that is pulled that just defies normal human logic. bauer shit is done without much logic, in fact none and leaves you saying "why, why the fuck did you just do that."
Jon being a POS by doing some bauer shit when he kept touching the water faucet repeatedly before he left.
I didn't know the number to that fly bitch's cell so i just pulled some bauer shit and guessed it.
I was walking to the basketball court when my friend stopped to go back and move a twig 1 centimeter. That was some bauer shit.
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The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.
Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!
Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...
Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*
Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Egg farmer, one who farms eggs with high intensity
Can I give you one of my ei bauer's?
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Jack Bauer at the beginning of Season 2. Equipped with Grizzly Beard and Flannel Shirt.
Grizzly Bauer is God.
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a.Something that is so amazing that Jack Bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.In reference The higest of the three status's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains status.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that of Jack Bauer
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour
hey I haven't slept......BAEUER STATUS!!!
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