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Occurs when one circumsized male touches penis's with another male who is uncircumsized so that the foreskin covers the tip of the uncircumsized penis joining them as one or as a trailer hitch. (Although I don't recommend heavy towing wink wink)
When Rob found out George was from Greece he immediately asked if he had been clipped, since George was most definitely not they dropped trow and trailer-hitch themselves.
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When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!
Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!
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When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".
Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!
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When two men are engaging in anal sex the partner with the penis in his ass reverses his partner onto a dildo.
The penis is the hitch, the one giving it is the trailer, and it is the one who is taking it's responsibility to maneuver him so the dildo penetrates his ass.
I heard that Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment did "the reverse trailer hitch" last night. Bruce was having trouble walking all day.
M - Omg. I just saw Jonathan Lipnicki being reverse trailer hitched by Tom Cruise.
D - Really? I would have pegged Tom to be the one giving it. You learn something new everyday.
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'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
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The action of thumbing a person either in their anal cavity, or the vaginal cavity.
"Mike R: Haha look, it looks like i've been thumbing Sally when she's on her blob.
Mike C: That's not what it looks like...
Mike R: DUDE...
Mike C: Sally got Hitch hiked.
Mike R: HITCH HIKED!?
Mike C: It's when you thumb some one, instead of fingering them.
Mike R: Wanna go Hitch hiking...?"
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When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"
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