Rural Dictionary

bea Noe

An amazing person who is super funny. Always there to chat and to be there. One of the best and most reliable people you’ll ever meet, and they will always end up as one of your closest friends.

Bea Noe is so amazing.

by Fhdh May 4, 2024

Bea is such a beautiful girl, named after the spanish/italian word for a pretty girl (bella)... just kidding. She's dumb and unfunny, probably a bit below 5' (150 for you non-americans) and has an inferiority complex. Therefore, she must resort to speaking to people online in an attempt to drown out her sadness and boredom. She finds another unfunny girl and makes lesbian jokes with her to fill the void in her heart. It is futile.

"Hey bro, I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*

by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024

Bea

Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.

Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"

by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024