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The act of slitting your partner's throat, throwing a stiff dick into her esophagus, only to leave the balls exposed on her lower neck, giving her the appearance of a bowtie.
Hey, do you Belgian Bowtie on the first date?
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The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well
Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.
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When a male is receiving oral sex, and the male tries to get a Chili Dog (when he comes, he pulls the girls* head so hard his cum comes out of her/his nose) a belgian waterslide is in fact a Chili Dog gone bad, at the same point the guy pulls , the other person throws up covering everything in puke, rather then sperm
When Shaft tried to give the hoe a Chili Dog, she choked and pulled a belgian waterslide on him, covering his nuts in vomit..
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The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.
My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.
When a person presses their bare anus against someone's neck and pushes a small dot of poop on them.
"Whoa! Dude, you have shit of your neck!"
"I know, Delores gave me a Belgian Hickey."
When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.
Come give me a Belgian Kiss, my belly longs for yours!
A Belgian drum is the act that is usually performed after anal sex. The female will lie on her stomach whilst receiving sex up the anal cavity. Just before ejaculating the male will pull out his penis and in a musical manner furiously tap it against the female's bare butt cheaks, sounding like a drum.
As it was Jan's birthday Steve gave her a Belgian Drum as an extra gift for her big day