Belt-Loopin

When two gay dudes can’t rub cocks hard enough in their very tight jeans so they grab each-others back belt loops while thrusting with passion. This technique provides the belt-looper with more leverage which increase the level cock rubbing friction.

Did you see those two gay dudes outside that bar?? They were belt-loopin so hard I thought I saw some smoke.....Jesus man. That was a lot.

Rude Belt

The geographic area around and about the Northeastern United States, often characterized by directness in conversation and lack of extraneous chit-chat. People not from this area think the locals to be rude, with the term originating as a variation on pre-existing geographical designations within the U.S., such as the Rust Belt, Sun Belt, or Bible Belt.

Directions in the Rust Belt:
A: Hi! Can you tell me how do we get to Grand Rapids?
B: Sure can, been living here all my life. The freeway is just up the road a bit... Hey, where you from?
A: Oh, Florida originally.
B: Really? I got a cousin lives in Tampa.
A: Oh yeah? What part?
(...etc. etc.)

Directions in the Rude Belt:
A: Hi, excuse me, how do I get to Boylston Street?
B: See that stoplight? Go down six blocks, take a right. Go two more blocks. Bye!

nice belt

a term referring to someone who has a very nice genital/hip bone/chest area. coined by boba fett.

Gabe Saporta has a nice belt.

anyone else think Pete Wentz has a nice belt?

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Franchise belt

A franchise champion is a belt given to certain boxers to avoid fighting their mandatories who are young hungry lions

You know they gave Canelo that franchise belt as he don't want no smoke with Charlo

Belt Tuck

A method of penis stealth in which the man flips his boner up underneath his belt. However, the shirt must be kept down during this procedure or else the tip of his penis will become visible.

Billy performed a belt tuck when Mrs. Stevenson asked him to answer a question on the board.

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belt boner

Terminology used to describe the state of a boner having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. Essential for walking out of class without pole-vaulting yourself into the hallway. Also known as a "stealth boner".

daaamnnn, I thought I had my belt boner in place when I went to give the presentation, but after a few minutes everyone started throwing spitballs at my crotch for some reason and then I came in my pants and everyone hated me

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Belt Butt

When a man tightens his belt above the waistline resulting in a protruding rear end thus, enhancing the contour of his butt cheeks.

After pumping some mad iron, Ron pulled his pants up high and tightened his belt, resulting in a major belt butt.

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