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A sexy move developed by the creative genius known as Pud. You hook up with a girl who lets you put it in her butt, then she sucks your dick. Then you slip up and kiss. It is called a benedict arnold because you are a traitor to yourself.
I am not proud to say: I benedict arnold'ed a girl my freshman year of college.
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Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.
Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.
Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!
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Possibly the most attractive man currently alive on this planet. Benedict, (often referred to be fangirls as Ben, Benny, Benny-boo, or Bene-dick), is most commonly known for playing the role of Sherlock Holmes in the BBC television show, Sherlock. He has also starred in Star Trek into Darkness, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, and Hawking. He has a large fanbase across the world, known as either, The Cumbercollective, The Cumbercookies, or more commonly, The Cumberbitches. Be careful when meeting Benedict, as where he goes, the fangirls always follow.
Person: So I was watching that show on BBC one last night, you know, Sherlock?
Cumberbitch: S..s..Sherlock? SheRLOCK?? SHERLOCK???!!??? WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?? *proceeds to flail about aimlessly on the floor*
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Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is known for his alien beauty and gorgeous cheekbones. He is a marvelous, beautiful actor, mostly known for his role as 'Sherlock Holmes' in BBC's Sherlock.
Benedict Cumberbatch also stars in movies such as The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, August:Osage County, The Imitation Game, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug and Third Star. Just to name a few.
His astounding, breath taking, spectacular, stunning face, body and personality has raised the expectation of men in teenage fangirls worldwide.
His fanbase is known as Cumberbitches.
Person 1:
Have you seen Sherlock?
Person 2:
The one with Benedict Cumberbatch?
Person 1:
Yeah, that one.
Person 2:
I love it!
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An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.
Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!
Billy: Really?
Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.
Billy: Whoa
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when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.
Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
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Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"
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