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A made up person whos name is used to confuse people, Also using his name kids from stillwater Minnesota started a Gang called The Rick Benson Crew
person1: hey did you see rick benson yesterday
Person2: no , who is that
P1: you know
P2: no i dont
P1: nevermind
P2: no tell me!
P1: maybe
P2:come on
P1:google it
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a pack of ten benson & hedges gold cigarettes
10 benson, king size silver rizla, a roached egg and this razzle please m8
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The ultimate rock band ever! EVER!
Better than any american shit!
www.tenbenson.com
"Was it the money? Was it the booze? Was it all the pairs of, Fancy shoes? Was it his own show? Was it the ritz? Or was it too much suckin on Teenage Tits? TITS! teenage tits"
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literally the shittiest place in all of north carolina. about 85% of the teenagers are drunken dope addicts and glue sniffers. All the women are extremely over weight, talk with the fakest country accent, and walk around claiming to be "rednecks" but dont even know what the fuck a 12 gauge is. all the men are also over weight, but usually do to drinking the cheapest fucking beer you can buy because they are worthless shits with not enough money to buy actual alcohol,and i swear they literally just fill up damned buckets of mud and shit and dump it all over their trucks claiming to have gone mudding. All and all, this place is literally horse shit, deep fried in cow piss, and smothered in the fucks i dont give about this place.
Here is a taste of what the morons who live in benson nc talk like:
Women: "HOWDY Y'ALL. IM WEARIN THESE PINK CAMO BOOTS TRYIN TA HIDE MAH LEG FAT FROM YA, EVEN THO I GOT A MUFFIN' TOP BIGGER THAN HALF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! I LIKE TA' SHOOT MY F-150 AT THEM THERE DEER OVA YONDA. DO YA SMELL SOMETHIN FRYIN'?"
Men: "HEY Y'ALL I'MMA GOIN HUNTIN TONIGHT FO' SUM SQUIRRLE BECAUSE I'MMA PIECE OF SHIT WHO CAN'T AFFORD NO REAL MEAL CUZ' I DROPPED OUTTA' THAT THERE HIGH SCHOOL TA HELP MAH SISTA/WIFE ON THA' FARM."
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The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.
That Jonathan Benson sure is scary
To make a false statement due to ignorance or in an attempt to appear more knowledgeable than one really is.
John pulled a benson when he spoke of songwriting.
A 12 year old boy that cheats on his gf's bc he can't handle they are better then him NEVER TRUST A COOPER BENSON
oh no a Cooper Benson is coming