bikini barista

a female who serves coffe n shit in a bikini.

The bikini barista said she'd take her bra off for a buck

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Bikini Bridge

A vague, and often obscured view of the mound and inner hipbones that's created when a woman under 120lbs lies down in a bikini. AKA, a superficial asset.

"Hey babe, d'you have a bikini bridge?"

"Nope. They're for skinny bitches that care."

"Oh... Um, awkward. We're gonna have to break up. Sorry."

"Fuck you! You're such a shallow douchebag. Cya later."

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bikini area

The area surrounding a woman's crotch.

Jane had her bikini area waxed.

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midgit in a bikini

A news reporter who is vertically challeged and wears a bikini

tom crossman is a midgit in a bikini

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bikini wax

pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch

Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.

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Bikini Bottom

The infamous chat full of retarded people that accidentally wiped out humanity, but they're still around. Unfortunately.

Bikini Bottomer 1: fuck you ♡
Bikini Bottom 2: fuck you ♡

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bikini atoll

A island in the Pacific Ocean which has a tribe of girls in bikinis. Like that AXE commercial.

When I went to Bikini Atoll I got raped by the chief

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