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You can put anyone under this name if they:
1) are total assholes.
2) are immune to other peoples feelings
3) try to be cool but they're really not
4) goes with the crowd and is never EVER individualistic
5) date someone right after dumping their girlfriend
6) never talk to you in person, only through texts
7) never go out of their way to talk to you or see you
8) dump their girlfriend through a text message
9) are "into drugs" because it's the cool thing to do
10) will do anything to be popular
11) are really short
12) relate to the saying "talk is cheap"
13) are really stupid
Ashley: "That short kid over there keeps talking about how pot heads are so cool, only he doesn't smoke..."
Emily: "His name must be Billy"
Jeremy: "hahahaha I'm so drunk!"
Natalie: "Me too!"
Jacob: "haven't we all been there?"
Everyone: "hahahhaha"
Billy: *I've never been drunk but i'm going to act like it because i'm so cool* "hahahhahahaha"
Rebecca: "I'm so glad I'm not Billy he's such a loser"
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v. To steal a nice beer glass, usually emblazed with a brewery's name, because it is unique or highly coveted.
"Dude, I are you gonna Billy that Perfect Pint glass? I would."
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A cigar, or blunt, filled with weed.
Me & Jacob smoked a billy on the roof at work yesterday.
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A term used in cycling where a person sticks in someones draft the whole ride. Other wise known as a wheel sucker. In modern cycling this is the lowest position you can have because it means that you never help the group. Being called a Billy is demeaning.
Even though the person being a Billy is weaker than the other racers a Billy will finish the race every time in the same position he was the whole race, behind someone.
He won the race because he pulled a Billy.
There goes that damn Billy again, lets drop him!
Stop being a Billy and pull!
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A lanky, ugly, fucker that has a boring personality but ends up going out with a fit girl
Person A: How did Billy get such a fit girlfriend?
Person B: I heard he has a 12 inch cock
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The act of wearing the same cloth over and over.
(Someone who is obsessed with their billy jeans.)
Billy: God I love my billy jeans!
Girl: OMG they're so sweaty
Billy: Oh thats just because i wear them every day!
Girl: OMG thats so manly!
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