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This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.
Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!
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The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.
This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.
A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.
I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!
When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus
Nikolas cage blarted me at the party
A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.
"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."
"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"
The running back blarted when he was hit by the defensive end.