blew over my flower pot

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans

Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.

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shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

an incident witch expleeld to a point and completely got worse and came back to damage the person or persons in the future

when an argumet happened after and incident and the argument came back to haunt the people meaning the shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

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I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

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It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."

Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.

blew him out

dumped. kicked to the curb.

I caught him kissing my best friend so I blew him out.

Blew one

to state facts someone didn’t know

He didn’t know what was happening, so I blew one on him.

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.