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When someone has their tongue stuck to a pole and you take a piss in their mouth
When Jeremy encountered Marvin he laughed and gave him a golden blizzard instead of helping him
When you toss someone's salad with an ice cube in your mouth.
"He totally gave her a brownie blizzard last night!"
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The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.
Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
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A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.
If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.
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When you place a line of coke on a girls or guys ass, when you go to do the line off of your partners ass they fart in your face and WHAM... your in the middle of a dirty blizzard! Good Luck!
I was about to do a line off of this hot chicks ass, when BLAMO.. she farted and blew all of the coke into my face just like I was in a dirty blizzard.
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When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.
I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.
When two woman loaded with cunt confetti scissor
I was going to rock this threesome when two started scissoring the cunt confetti caused a pussy blizzard.