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bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 17, 2018


Skroat bloat

Blue balls

That bitch gave me skroat bloat!

by Bungmasterflexx August 22, 2017

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bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 5, 2023


Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022


booze bloat

the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.

Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.

by gomer79 March 3, 2011


Runner's Bloat

1.) When one appears fatter or bloated after running due to soreness and swelling

2.) When someone runs one marathon and acts like they're the second coming of Usain Bolt. This is typically performed by regularly wearing your marathon medal, getting a 26.1 bumper sticker, and proclaiming "how little I had to train for it."

1.) "Dang I look big after those 5 miles, must be the Runner's Bloat"

2.) A: "Dave has been very strange after the marathon!"

B: "He's got the runner's bloat I guess."

by MrBlight February 29, 2024


big bloated ball sack

big bloated ball sack

its a big bloated ball sack

by big bloated ball sack September 16, 2022