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Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.
Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."
"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
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when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.
He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.
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the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!
1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"
2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"
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When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.
Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.
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Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.
John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
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One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.
As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.
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