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A Bong is a device, often used by people who smoke cannabis, which helps the user ingest an extreme amount of doughnuts. Each use or hit off a bong is called a rip; a typical user will consume between 4 and 12 doughnuts in a normal bong rip. The device consists of a long hollow tube, or chamber, and an air hole, also known as a carb. To prepare the bong for use the user stuffs the desired amount of doughnuts into the chamber. Care must be taken not to stuff too many doughnuts in or the doughnuts will face an obstruction during the high speed exit phase.

Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.

A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.

See also: vaporizer

Source: Uncyclopedia

Joe just ate 12 donuts in a single rip from the bong. Holy shit!

by Arm April 15, 2006

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bong

Device used for lighting cones of cheeba(weed). Usually contains water if your not chinese eyes before you start.

give us a gander at your bong broder!

by b-rad90 March 27, 2007

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bong

smoking lamp

"alex you forgot smoking lamp"

-then he throws the bong and breaks it-

-grandmas boy(:

by morgasm(: January 18, 2009

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bong

The thing with water inside used for smoking pot.

- Would my fish get high if I put him in bong water?

by animol October 9, 2006

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bong

Bong+calum+tyron=2 high people who riped their weed to hard and passed out

Bong HIGH AS A KITE

by dont listen to what i say :-) March 17, 2018

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Bada Bong Bong

Another way to express a large boner

Man, put yo big ass bada bong bong away

by tyronemildew March 22, 2017


bong chicka bong bong

Porn. This is the most classic and clean synonym for porn there has ever been since the 1960's. When you read BongChickaBongBong, there is only one thing that comes to most people's mind and that is porn.

That being said, Bong Chicka Bong Bong (aka- Bong Chika Bong Bong) is also another way of saying "sex" without actually saying sex.

Nancy Jiles, a commentator of CBS's "Sunday Moring" used BongChickaBongBong in her commentary on August 26, 2007. Her usage of the phrase was appropriate, clean and contextual.

BongChickaBongBong is also the verbal way to imitate the stereotypical porn music used in the industry.

BongChickaBongBong would be a great website if someone wanted to develop it.

You haven't had any bong-chicka-bong-bong in a while have you?

Everyone should get a little bong chicka bong bong every now and then.

It ain't wrong to want some bong chicka bong bong!

by Tarpley September 12, 2007

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