Random
Source Code
Random
A female that will continue to come back to you no matter what you do or say , she'll leave momentarily but she always come back just like a boomerang
Shes never going to leave me that's my boomerang bitch
A narcissistic boomerang is a on and off narcissist.
Alexa is such a narcissistic boomerang.
A question specifically asked in order for the recipient to ask YOU the question in return. People who send out a boomerang question (person A) rarely care for the answer of the other person (person B) and only wish to share their story.
If the boomerang question fails and person A is not asked the question back then they can become extremely irritated.
Person A: Where are you headed for schoolies?
Person B: Vanuatu.
Person A: Yea cool *waits expectantly*
Person B: You?
Person A: WELL I'm headed north for a while with some mates and then we're going to head east and west and all over the place and going to have a great time blah blah blah
Person B: Cheers for the Boomerang Question Trevor
Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .
*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*
Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"
Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*
Being a lesbian, quitting it for a while and coming back to it. Like Rob of The Automatic.
"haha rob started as a lesbian, went away from it then came back to it" - bansheee
"like a lesbian boomerang" - squiddly.
Rob of The Automatic would be the original and quintessential "lesbian boomerang".
30👍 13👎
A present you give to someone but it really benefits you.
Jon: WOW, a garden gnome?!
Heather: Yeah! It matches the ones in my garden.
Jon: Thanks for the birthday boomerang.
6👍 1👎
Today's generation of graduates who are forced to continue living with their parents as a result of the terrible economy. Though some unfortunately choose to leech off their parents and give all a bad image, many are genuinely trying to get out of their situation, THEY CAN'T FIND WORK WITH THEIR DEGREE, no matter how many applications/interviews/etc!!!! Oftentimes it seems that parents and other adults of the previous generation will fail to understand that, for they can shit on Obama and the economy a lot, but seemingly not understand just how it affects today's generation of adults.
Older adult: How come you haven't found any work yet??!! Do you think a job's just gonna land on your lap??!!
Boomerang Generation kid's thoughts: Do YOU???!!! Don't you realize we don't have it as easy as your generation, given the increased competition and the state of the economy, which you complain about a lot but yet don't truly seem to understand how it affects people??!!
14👍 5👎