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A tiny city in massachusetts that has no diversity. they have pride in their historically shitty sports teams (Red Sox= 2 world championships in 90 years, Patriots=cheated during all 3 of their superbowl wins). The people are mostly assholes, and they are proud of that. They also still use "wicked" as an adjective, although the rest of America stopped doing so in the 1980's.
"I'm fram Baaahstan. (Boston)" Go Rad Sax. Tam Brady is wicked awesum. I gotta go pahhk my caaaaa."
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Very Good. Super. From Adidas Boston Super trainers.
Marcus: So do you like my new car then?
Fritz: Yeah man, it's Boston
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Town located on the coast of Massachusetts whos inhabitants are not only paranoid, but ignorant, and oblivious, shown most recently on 1-31-07 when one of their fine citizens thought a light brite was a bomb.
And as a further note thier governing body seems to not only display the fine qualities of inhabitants but additionally show the quality of incompitence, but also of misplaced pride greed and general disregard for reality.
My, the Bostonites are not too much brighter than the Mooninites.
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Being overly fearful of terrorism. Refers to when boxes with flashing lights advertising the Mooninites cartoon were placed around Boston, MA and emergency services reacted to the tune of nearly $1,000,000
News headline: Malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of Bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a Ramadan gift for anthrax powder
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Hole of a city in eastern Massachusetts. Residents generally characterized as massholes.
The worst. Worse even than Connecticut.
Person1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person2: Gotta pay a visit to Boston.
Person1: Sucks to be you!
Person2: Fack you, Bahstan is wicked aahhsome.
Person1: Hahaha, sure it is.
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A place where fans take games with more intensity than marriages, where cheeze is used like salt, and where the roads are never devoid of traffic. People from Boston come down to New York City for college, and then do nothing but talk about how Boston is a better place, yet they don't have nearly as much enterainment as NYC.
"Bob is a fat piece of crap from Boston that loves the Red Sox like they were an illegitimate child of his, yet he'd never be good enough to pitch for them."
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By far they worst place on earth. Were people think the redsocks actually are a good team....ok u won in 04.....when did you win before that? how many more world series wins to catch up to the yankees? Were people talk like they have balls in there mouths and then have the balls to talk about new yorkers.
bill-hey mike whats up?
mike-nuthing much i went to boston over the weekend and it was gay.
bill-of course....what else would it be?
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