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Brain

That one organ in your body that can remember the lyrics to that one song you hate, but can't remember the answers for that science test.

My brain can't figure out an example of how the word brain is used in a sentence.

by Grand Yee April 13, 2018


Brained

To outsmart someone/something in any situation.

This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.

Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.

by MisterPOP December 18, 2018


brain

Oral sex, Head, Blowjob

"chillin like a scarecrow looking for some brain" Phar-City the talk of CT

by Chuckdnigg October 8, 2006

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brain

1. When a male grabs his ball sack at the base and squeezes until the testicles are stretched to the point it resembles the human brain.

Mikey gave his co-worker "the brain" in which he received two swift kicks in the ass.

For more information, watch "Waiting"

by Anonymous...10-25-07 October 25, 2007

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Brain

1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition.

2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.

1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a zombie.

2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.

by OpposingForks February 16, 2011

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brain

To throw an object, usually a rock or coke can, at someone's head.

I wasn't bothered about getting up to nudge him awake, so I hefted a rock and brained him.

by Monk of War May 30, 2005

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Braining

The process of splitting a pre-killed mouse or rat's skull from the shoulders to just above the eyes to expose the brain. Braining is used to increase the smell of the mouse/rat in order to seduce difficult snakes to feed.

My Ball Python refused food for over a month so I tried braining the mouse and it ate immediately.

by Shiz Nickles September 15, 2008

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