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An asian bitch with a Fine Ass. I mean a real set of cheeks. Like two gelatinized bowling balls packed in leather pants. A real coin slot. Just stick a dime in there and ride it all night long. I mean an ass sculpted from smooth marble by Michelangelo himself. Perked and ripe for the picking. An ass that the greek gods would pay tribute to. Plump and gushing like two stout pumpkins ready for harvest. A real feast. A buffet of baked goods, steaming with purity. Two mouth watering, prize winning peaches crammed in skinny jeans. Practically begging for a nose to be nestled betwixt the pair of firm, smooth baby heads; glistening with the glow of rectitude and elegance.
You can tell he's a Brandon because of the two basket balls in his pants; practically bursting at the seams with grace!
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when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.
you’re looking very brandon today
oh my god my crush is looking very brandon today 😍
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one who will love a certain girl for ever.
brandon wont stop brandoning Leah
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the most amazing man i have ever met he made me feel so special. Extremely hilarious and sexy he makes me smile and i miss him
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a guy who is nice but really cool at the same time. he's very smart but also athletic. he's every girl's dream guy.
"omg ur so lucky to be dating Brandon"
"i know he's so perfect"
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Brandon is mine. No matter what happens and whoever simps on him, He’s Mine 😉 Now Back off and Lemme go and talk to him. Bye Girly/Dude. - Ari
Girl: Omg is that Brandon :O he’s soo cute 🥰
Me: Oh hell nawh girl he’s mine 😏
Girl: Oh ok haha
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Brandon is a person who is cold to everyone but can show his human side like Sasuke Uchiha when it's appropriate he is not afraid of death he is a strong and patient person.
Watch a episode of naruto with saskaue in it he acts like a Brandon
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