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Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.
Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.
"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."
The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.
Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.
"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".
John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?
Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!
a branch of the 'official' continental European Portuguese language that over the 500 or so years of this giant country has become as rich and diverse as the millions of people from varying backgrounds who use it.
It's just a pity that not every country has a decent infrastructure on which to build a quality educational framework, perhaps if the Portguese and the various other invaders had entered the country with a different philosophy, not just one of 'snatch & grab', things would have been different.
person1. "Wow, as a learner, I far prefer the musicality and accessible depth of expression of Brasilian Português!"
person2. "Hmm, I agree. European Portuguese sounds like a mix between Turkish, Russian and spitting food."
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When a guy shits in a girls cooch, fucks it, and then eats it out afterwards.
Damn! I want to Brazilian Sandwich Aubrey Mallory!
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When banging a broad in the butt and just when you are about to blow your load, you dig your thumbs hard into her hips...this causes her to tighten up her stinkeye something fierce. You then pull your penis out while she is clamped down hard on it. This cleans your penis off from any fecal matter but also produces a loud 'pop' created by the tremendous pressure of her sphincter holding onto your member very tightly. The loud 'pop' resembles the opening of a champagne bottle and helps you finish your business all over her back, similiar to some bubbly shooting out of the champagne bottle.
You are walking along the beach and you can't resist one of the hotties. You stroll up to her and ask her if she has ever experienced the Brazilian Pop. If she asks to see the size of your thumbs, you're in business.
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Titty-fucking a girl backwards so your ass is lined up with her mouth, then blowing a fart off in her mouth. A particularly dirty individual might be able to leave a brown ring, or 'flower' around the girl's mouth.
From afar, it appeared as though the woman had grown a mustache and goatee, but it was soon apparent she was the recipient of a vicious Brazilian Manflower.
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