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a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!
we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
britney spears
did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.
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The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.
Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?
Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.
Gemma: I know right!
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A phrase popularized by Britney Spears, frequently quoted in several of her songs. Very fun to say and make an inside joke out of, especially if your name is Britney.
Girl 1: What's that 1 girl's name? Is it Brandy? Brown?
Girl 2: No, I think it's Whitney. Isn't she a smartass?
Girl 3 (whose name is Britney): (walks over)it's Britney bitch!!!! (beats girls 1-2 up with a glare that Impales their worthless souls and kicks their vaginas)
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Alter ego of Britney Spears who dances with “fake” knives.
“Look, there’s another Instagram post of Britney Knives.”
To flash your crotch at someone. Especially like Britney Spears has when she made the mistake of not wearing underwear whenever she goes out and flashed her vagina at the paparazzi more than 5 times already.
OMG...that girl was just pulling a Britney a second ago! she flashed her cootch at me!
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Popularized but the infamous Britney Spears but can be used for many occasions, even if your name isn’t Britney. (WARNING: when using this term you may look super white and super cliche but sometimes you just have to)
Amelia, Mateo and Sofía walk into a dressing room. Mateo and Sofía wait outside while Amelia try’s on some clothes.
Amelia: *steps out of dressing stall dramatically* ITS BRITNEY BITCH
Mateo: wow that was an amazing use of it’s britney bitch to show us that you want to make a dramatic enterance while being snazzy and classy all at once.
Sofía: go home Mateo
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A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
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