Broke Busy

A really busy night in a club/disco/bar e.g. Fridays @ City Edinburgh.

Edmund: "Was Octopussy Busy Last Night?"

Archibald: "Sure, It Was Busy... But Not BROKE Busy"

Comprende? Or How's About...

Gertrude: "How Was Cav On Sunday?"

Margaret: "It Was Rammed!!"

Gertrude: "Really?? Like, As Busy As Broke??"

Margaret: "Don't Be Stupid. You're An Idiot Gertrude, Squat On Your Thumb."

Broke as a joke

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something

Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke

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Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.

Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.

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broke the seal

having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.

Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!

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i'm broke

Out of money

I spent all of my money and now I'm broke.

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Broke Camp

Left Really Quick
got out if a place very speedy like

On da 6

5-0 rolled up and we all broke camp

we was outtie

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broke bad

A past tense definition of "breaking bad" denoting of a time when you stopped giving a damn and did whatever you wanted to regardless of the consequences.

"Honestly, if I broke bad the first thing Id do is punch him in his stupid, fat face"