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Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil
*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh
A Bronson is someone who is dashingly handsome, who typically has the biggest boobs in the room, despite being a guy. A Bronson Ellis has the unique ability to turn any girl he dates gay. As soon as they say yes the gayness starts.
Man, he really pulled a Bronson huh, both of his exes are gay now.
Bronson is a virgin that has never had any interaction with a female. he probably will forget his stuff and will block you on social media for the most petty things.
man, that guy is the biggest Bronson I've ever met
The accumulation of piss, sweat and underwear fluff that accumulates under ones foreskin after not showering for a week. Resembles blue cheese fermented with picked onions.
Can you smell that?
Yeah dude, what is it ?
Jim's dick, it's definitely Bronson Juice
A mysterious and secretive Los Angeles-based model and actor who keeps his personal life private and only reveals his artistic side to the public. He is rumoured to be dating a Swedish supermodel and has a loyal fanbase across the globe on social media platforms.
Example: "Who is Troy Bronson dating? He is so Troy Bronson about it."
To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.
That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.