Jelly Bruise

After one has made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, put it in a paper sack, and carried it around all day in a backpack, the bread may have become smashed, thus letting Jelly seap into the holes of the bread. The jelly then changes the bread from white colours to an ugly greyish purple, resembling a bruise on a human.

Hey Zach, you have a jelly bruise today?" "Yeah I do, Jake. I got ran into in the hallway and they smashed my bag

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mushroom bruise

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

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fingerprint bruises

Those bruises on your body that happened in the heat of the moment. You don't even know that they're there until your coworker on Monday morning says "Oh my god, what happened to your arms".

Friend says: "how'd you get all those fingerprint bruises?"

Friend of the friend says: "By having the time of my life!!!!"

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Dick Bruise

a Bruise Formed On a Womans Body After being Slapped By a Man Penis

Jenny: "My Back Hurts, Can You Take a Look at it?"

Kayla: "Wow, You Have a huge Bruise Back Here"

Jenny: "Oh ya, That must be the dick bruise from last night"

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Kingston bruises

The bruises you get on your shoulder-blades from a rough day of go-karting, named after Kingston Park Raceway.

Dude...I cant even lie on my back, my kingston bruises are killing me

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rainbow bruise

a bruise that consists of a bajillion (about 5 or 6) colors. a person can get these bruises most likely in the bicep area while playing a contact sport...especially the sport of lacrosse

After playing lacrosse for the whole season my rainbow bruise is massive, and has about 6 colors in it

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Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

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