Oy bruv, shu'up

How Bri ish people say "brother, please stop talking"

Oy Bruv, shu'up, I'm tryna watch the footy you bloody dickhead

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Ru mad bruv

How British people say “are you crazy”

Roadman 1: empty your pockets right now blud

Roadman 2: Ru mad bruv I’ll chef you g

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You ain't no muslim bruv

A shout of derision towards any member of IS or Daesh

Person 1: This is for Syria!
Person 2: You ain't no Muslim bruv

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yo mama fat bruv

ngl yo mama fat bruuv

Person 1:yo mama fat bruv
Person 2:how fat
Person 1:BIGGER THAN BIG CHUNGUS

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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

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Bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

Let’s just say a substitute for huh? What?

Hey dude I saw you sleep with my gorl
bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

Mr bruv

An alpha male/ tiktok sensation who is the creator of the 2dot and often performs a 2dot swap with his PFB mrs bruv. Mr bruv always indulges into something hazy whilst playing league of legends. He also faces stiff competition for mrs bruv by another male named Adam Barre.

He is also the most feared man in Brighton as he will steal anyone’s PFB he is that much of a specimen.

Aristotle - you will achieve nothin In the world without Mr Bruv