chutney canal

Anus, Anal Passage, Rectum etc.

"I'd do her up the chutney canal..."

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Grundle chutney

Generally found on unwashed people, it is the formation of sweat, tagnuts and fresh poo from a badly wiped anus that forms around the perineum.
Also used as a insult.

You are about as much use as grundle chutney.

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chutney ferret

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

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chutney ferret

A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.

Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.

Chutney ferret - any hole's a goal

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chutney doughnut

projectile vommiting into someody's sphincter.

i.e. the second person in the human centipede has to eat from the first persons asshole causing him to vomit into their sphincter therefore eating a chutney doughnut.

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chutney ferret

Oily Rag i.e. Fag

My Mate Dave

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chutney soca

Also known as chutney (the music). A blend of soca music - Trinidad and Tobago's indigenous music - and Indian chutney music, which is characterized by the sitar, the tabla and others. The singing mostly consists of distinctly traditional Indian notes and timbre, although it is often mixed with North American sounds such as rap, and Trinidadian or other Caribbean dialects, depending on which island the chutney soca music is from. Chutney soca music is a cultural result of the mix between the large African (Black) and Indian populations in Trinidad, as well as other islands such as Guyana.

I gave my favorite local DJ a wicked chutney soca mixed CD that I brought back from Trinidad Carnival. Wait 'til he busts this at the next fete!

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