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Kyliemore Cafe

Geographical location for varying scientific projects such as, how long can scrambled eggs exist after being reheated 9 times? How many looneys can you fit within four walls? When does madness actually stop, if ever?

"Mmmm. I fancy a load up. Is there a local asylum I might indulge my appetite in?"
"Why yes! Try Kyliemore's. It's hilarious."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cafe racer

In the 1960's, A British cruiser type motorcycle (BSA, Triumph, Norton, Etc.) that has been modified for speed and maneuverability on city streets by lowering the frame, souping up the engine, adding a small fairing or small windscreen, Etc. These bikes were street-raced from one cafe to another, and from various cafes (Particularly the ACE Cafe) to London Bridge and back.

This is a complementary term that is still used today to denote any cruiser style motorcycle (But NOT a crotch-rocket street bike!) with the same characteristics.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

29πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid CafΓ© features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar bacon, and signature beverages. Face mask optional. Burmingham ,the Jukich owned cafe, has the only kid menu. Northern Cali is the most$$$$

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Haymarket Cafe

a vegetarian cafe in northampton, ma. the coffee's organic and fair trade, but not amazing. the food's good for how cheap it is. the internet never seems to be working very well. however, the employees are attractive and being seen at the haymarket enough makes you cool.

girl 1: "wanna study with me at the Haymarket Cafe tonight?
girl 2: "no, the internet's never working there and it's impossible to find a table."
girl 1: "i think that super hot barista's working tonight though!"
girl 2: "you convinced me. i'll meet you there in 5."

by uhhuhme December 23, 2010

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Brain Cafe

A nice little cafe where you go to get BRAIN or HEAD or blow jays. You can find Laura there with her little mouth and her beautiful kitchen. Watch out though, its nappy. She gives dome for half the price. Maybe get a coffee while your there? Why not a doughnut.. maybe two if your fat. Sit by the fire, give head!!! YAY :)

" Yo man, i'm goin to the Brain Cafe, they got dome fo free.. and i really want to see lauras kitchen .. that shit is out of CONTROL!!"

by Ray RAY! April 11, 2008

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cafe frappe

instant coffee shaken with or without sugar and milk, creating froth.Coffee invented in Thessaloniki, Greece.

Ena cafe frappe glyko me gala parakalo.(A frappe sweet with milk please)

by Andreas Kounio September 28, 2006

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jo's Cafe

A cafe in Downham Market that also runs as a brothel and drugs den. The owner and part time stripper Jo Elliott (Jamie's mum) is under constant pressure from the young hunks of the town.

Person A- "im bored"
Person B- " come with me! im going to Jo's cafe for bangers and smash ;) comes with a free bang"

by caleeeeeb September 26, 2017