Cram Canning

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

Crammed Canyon

When a male shits on a females vagina, then pushes the shit into her using his penis.

Guy: Hey look at that! (pointing)
Girl: what? (looks away)
Guy: (shits on girls vagina)
Girl: EWW! WTF?!
Guy: (goes to town before girl has time to react)

One way to have a crammed canyon ^^^

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cram a tam

when a chick shoves a tampon up her cunt when she is bleading

damn girl, you on yo period? you betta go cram a tam

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cram danky

N. 1. the act of copulation, often refering to the more ribald forms, in connection to female genitalia (but not limited to).
2. an exclamation, denoting suprise, delight, or contrastingly, disappointment.

"Did you get some cram danky last night?"

"Since the baby came, George had resorted to cram danky with his morning bagel."

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cram handle

A random item that is user defined. An all purpose, universal designation for just about anything.

Give me one of those cram handles over there.

I'm not sure what that is, some kind of blue cram handle ?

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Rash Cram

After cramming someone. To add more effect you shit on top of them. This wont add a sliding effect like the Easily Sliding Cram, all it will do is make the girl hate you more. It will give them a rash if it is on them for to long and most likely give them some disease.

I hated this girl so much so i just did a Rash Cram to her.

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Cram and scram

A one night stand in which the visitor leaves before any potential morning after interactions can take place

"I know I had my beer goggles on, and there were no eggs in the fridge for omelets, so I opted for a cram and scram."

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