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One of the most annoying critters in the Star Wars galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt. The beak-nosed pot-bellied miscreant had a habit of breaking into a nerve-wracking cackle whenever the mood struck his flighty little brain. The creature had a knack for mimicry, and would pester many by constantly repeating what was said to him.
Crumb had an affinity for tormenting Jabba's other employees, most notably the Hutt's interpreters. When C-3PO became Jabba's property, Salacious antagonized the golden protocol droid mercilessly. As Luke Skywalker freed his allies, Crumb physically attacked Threepio, ripping the droid's eye from its socket. Fortunately, R2-D2 arrived and used his electric prod to shock the little beast. An angry Crumb retreated, and died moments later when the sail barge exploded.
Person 1: Eww.. what is that thing?
Person 2: Oh, thats just Salacious Crumb.
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The leftover bits of cardboard and dust that accompanies the puzzle pieces in the box/bag in which it was bought.
I was trying to finish the puzzle but the leftover puzzle crumbs kept getting in the way!
Similar to the definition of “Compassion” but it’s when someone defends and cares for a person(s) of the criminal element aka “Crumb”.
That guy got a bunch of citations because his car is completely illegal.
Masutani - “Wow, that’s prick he’s a good guy. How’s he suppose to get ahead when he keeps getting fucked with?”
Ahh typical Masutani, always showing Crumb-Passion.
When you eat a large volume food that leaves crumbs, such as an entire bag of cookies. By the time you finish your session of gluttony, you have crumbs all over your chest, stomach, and lap, and you have to unhook your belt and pop the button open on your jeans.
This usually occurs on the couch, in the car, on a plane, or anywhere where you are eating without a table and remaining stationary.
Jack Nicholson was crumbs undone after he ate three chocolate croissants while flying first class to London.
That woman and her crumb muncher is really beginning to annoy me
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A term of utter contempt for a worthless, meretricious person, a no-account, with the implication that s/he is of low moral character.
A "bum" has long been an Americanism for a tramp, vagabond or homeless person (and lacking in the "backside" meaning as in the U.K.). The "crumb" may come from the irritating or useless character of bread crumbs or toaster crumbs, but it is possible (despite the spelling) that the first syllable derives from "crummy" as in worthless, detestable. The internal rhyme solidifies the expression.
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"I have no use for my daughter's ex-husband. Ever since the divorce he drifts from job to job and is always behind on child-support payments. He doesn't even send his child a birthday card! As far as I'm concerned, he's a complete crumb-bum."
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Dried pieces of fecal matter and or toilet paper stuck to the hairs surroundingthe anus. AKA dingleberrys
booty crumbs are also known as dingleberrys
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