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An Uncle Tom who is trying to run for president in 2012. He is famous for his "9-9-9 plan" which is a tax plan were the super poor pay the same as the super rich. Which shows how disconnected he is from minorities and where his real trust lies..with the super rich douchebags. Also he used to run a pizza company so people sometimes think he is a pizza man, which is kinda inspiring.
Bob: "Yo wheres the pizza"
Bill: "I wish Herman Cain still worked there"
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Definition #1: A humiliating act that usually happens in a fist fight with bad blood behind it. When someone falls and the other fighter jump on them placing their knees on there shoulders so they cant hit back. They hit them with their fists or an object repeatedly while asking someone a question.When they answer usually the other man will get off.
Definition 2:While playing a game like mortal combat were you repeatedly combo them so they cant get up, or if they do they cant fight back.You combo repeatedly while asking them a question.
Troy: *punch* "Whats my name!?"
*punch* "Say it!"
*punch* "Whats my name!?"
Billy: Troy! you name is Troy!
Troy: *Punch* "No its daddy now say it!"
*Punch* "Say it!"
*punch* "Whats my name!?"
Billy: "Daddy!"
*2 days later*
John: Damn, dude did you hear the caining Billy got by Troy?
Will: Yea, man he got totally cained so bad messed his face up permanently
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A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.
Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?
Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
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A 2012 Presidential Candidate whose add campaign featured one of his political advisors smoking a cigarette at the end of the commercial. The recent video released by Cain's campaign has sparked controversy over the unclear reason of creating a commercial with tobacco in it.
1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
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History-
After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.
In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.
From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.
Come over tonight baby and I’ll let you slide down the Shaft of Cain.
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(Using Supernatural logic here)
When Cain and Abel were born, Lucifer had already planned on taking Abel. After they made their sacrifices to God, Lucifer appeared to Cain. He told him how he planned to take his brother, but Cain would not let him. Lucifer said if Cain killed Abel, Abel would go to heaven. But, Cain would be stuck on Earth with a mark (later known as the Mark of Cain). He could never age, and he could never love. He soon became a monster, killing for the joy of the kill.
Cain warned Dean of the trouble the Mark of Cain would bring, but Dean took it on anyway. He accepted the heavy burden in order to kill the knight of hell known as Abadon.
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Did you see that congressman keep circling you in the urinal like a Herman Cain?
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