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I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.
Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.
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The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.
That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle
I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
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Don't get into a Calgary flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of such a relationship
you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth
CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?
When a coked out white girl with poor dental hygiene backwashes into your draft beer at a Nickelback concert.
Hey bro Lisa was railing it up hard after supper last night and later on at the show she Calgary Backwashed chunks of hot dogs and onion rings into my beer.
Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .
Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.
Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .
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