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california

best state in america! where all the real gangstas live. fuck all you fake east coast bitches from new york!

reppin the west coast! cali till i die.

by SMgangsta760 January 14, 2005

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California

Often stereotyped, California is a case study of why real-world liberalism screws you in the end. The state is nearly bankrupt from 30 years of mismanagement by a legislature more interested in appeasing special-interest groups than actually running the damn state, and makred by high taxes, insane cost of living, and a political system slightly more pleasing than a bucket of manure. The complete cluelessness of the general public ensures that the process will continue ad nauseum, until all the people with any sense (and money) leave and California becomes known as the one state poorer and more ridiculed than Alabama.

Also a good example of the sheer stupidity of many corporations because they actually voluntarily choose to move out here.

"I don't mind living in a double-wide that costs $300K, paying 50% taxes, obscene utility bills, or $3.00 per gallon gas thanks to the incompetent legislature *I* elected because the weather is sooooo nice out here."

by Bogus January 10, 2005

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california

a state full o f ditzy slutts, fucked up guyz who think there punk and rich ppl who dont give a shit bout anybody else!!!

california-definatly not the golden state

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

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california

State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.

Dairy Industry: "Happy cows come from California!"

Wisconsin Farmer: "Bullshit."

by darkbluerabbit October 2, 2006

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california

The main hq for liberal beliefs and socialism in the United States. Their state government is very deeply in debt and wants to have the the rest of the states bail them out. Colleges in cali are the breeding grounds for sjws.

Good thing Trump won the election! If Hillary had won the USA would be like cali, covered in shit and needles.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.

A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.

by Dositio June 29, 2018

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california

Greatest state in the USA. End of discussion

You hicks laugh at us all you want. We got the women, the sun, all the cash, and all the beaches. You can't deny that.

California has Orange County.

by Zakamaru May 10, 2007

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california

This is the best place on earth and the home of many celebreties
most important detail is, is that this is the home of ROB DYRDEK
:D
cali has hollywood,seworld,universal studios,six flags,disney world
florida has to go and steal our spotlight from us so i call them our imperfect duplicate of california

I wish i lived in California, Arizona sux!

by Angelica4191994 April 6, 2008

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