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A game made by treyarch infinity ward and sledgehammer games who are great company's but it's the players that are complete BS like faggots who noobtube and the annoying little RUNTS who spawn camp with SMGs around the corners who have stupid spray bottle laughs like a window cleaner and those who use the chopper to spawn kill EVERY SINGLE TIME I liked the good old days when faggots noobtubers werent a thing
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1) When you have to take sh*t.
2) A game full of dumbass nubs that can't even aim yet are able to throw tomahawks across the and kill you. These dumbasses can't even get a good kill to death ratio. These kids get 1 kill by the time they have 30 deaths, but when they get that kill they earape your ears by screaming, "OMFG I GOT A KILL THAT WAS SO KOOL!!!!!!".
Kid 1: Hi
Kid 2: Call of duty
Kid 1: You wanna play?
Kid 1: HURRY WHERES THE TOILET
nub ass kid throws tomahawk across map and kills you
You: "Breath In" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
Dat Nub Ass Kid (with shitty ratio): FIRST TRY!
(Next Day) You: Fuck I'm on Youtube!
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a term used to describe smoking weed on a weekend night
then trying to play call of duty while high
Tanner: So dude, what did you do this weekend?
JP: Worked and played some call of duty.
Tanner: Why the fuck would you play that game?
JP: No, no dumbass i played CALL of DUTY
Tanner: Ohhhhh duuude nice
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another way of explaining you had a night of rowdy sex
Sally:
Why was there screaming coming from your room all night?
Pamela:
I was playing Call of Duty all night long
(then everything thinks you're cool)
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to call of duty-to shoot someone
-to rape/cream/beat the shit out of someone
dave- *shoots ron in the face*
ron-ahh wtf?
luke-man, he just call of duty'd the shit outta you
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Any overmilked franchise or product that comes out at least once a year. Used similarly to Cadillac.
The iPhone is the Call of Duty of smartphones.
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The video game equivalent of a seagull that everyone throws food at despite it doing fuck all to deserve it,but we can't help feeding it.
Boy 1:What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: Playing Call of Duty
Boy 1: Bitch please, Battlefield could rek your arse any day.
Boy 2: Motherfucker, you're gonna need you're destructible environments to comprehend our might
Boy 3: Team Fortress 2 for the win.
Boy 1 & 2: You cheeky Cunt
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