i came up on

stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.

i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!

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I Just Came

A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.

The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.

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Came at my life

A phrase that is used in past tense to describe a situation

in which another person knowingly attacks and defiles you

as a person based upon an action you have done,

resulting in their nasty rebuttle.

Note- Sometimes results from doing nothing at all

Similar to chewing someone out, or personally attacking one's character.

Can be used in future tense such as "Don't make me come at your life."

Or present tense "I'm coming at your life right now!"

past tense-- Mark "Came At My Life" today when he found out I was pregnant with an unknown baby daddy.

Present tense-- Why are you "Coming At My Life?"

Future tense-- I swear if you do that I will "Come At Your Life!"

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Christmas Came Early

1. When a happy suprirse arrives before Christmas, like a hot new date, awesome gift or magical experience.

2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.

I took off his clothes and it was like Christmas Came Early!

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if push came to shove

When the position you're in is so disastrous that something has to be done to improve it. Otherwise it may come to an end.

Freddie and Fannie... yet have survived under the implicit understanding that the US Government will always bail them out if push came to shove...

BBC news

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We Came As Romans

An incredible post-hardcore band from Detroit, Michigan. They currently have five full lengthened albums out: To Plant a Seed (2009), Understanding What We've Grown to Be (2011), Tracing Back Roots (2013), We Came As Romans (2015), and Cold Like War (2017). Their music may have gotten softer up until their self-titled, but that doesn't mean that they suck. All of their music has uplifting and inspirational lyrics, whether the song is heavy or not, thanks to the writing talent of lead guitarist, Joshua Moore.

This band also knows how to bounce back from hardship. They decided to continue writing music and performing after their clean vocalist, Kyle Pavone, died tragically in August of 2018.

Current line up:
Dave Stephens (all unclean vocals and some cleans)
Andy Glass (Bass)
Joshua Moore (lyrics and lead guitar)
Lou Cotton (Rhythm guitar)
David Puckett (drums)

Who writes better lyrics than We Came As Romans? No one.

I really respect We Came As Romans for honoring their vocalist by continue to stay as a band.

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came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

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