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Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?
You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.
Phone Rings:
Tia: Hello?
Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.
Tia: "click" (dial tone...)
Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.
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Can i get free gay dicks
Can i get free gay dicks
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Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head
if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank
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When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes
*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”
a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.
and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...
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A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now
"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."
-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall
A popular phrase said by RM or Namjoon, the leader of the popular band BTS.
Hello, can I get some bottle of w0ta?
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