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canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

by ragtop94 November 15, 2011


Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009


domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.

"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")

by J. Depvo July 26, 2009


Canine poetry

Poems or writing that use dogs, other canines, biting and barking as a metaphor.

"I relate to a lot of canine poetry"

"I love you like a dog."

"I will bark about the ache until it goes away, you will not know peace until my skin if off."

"W is for wolf, no one likes him at all."

by Rott.dpunk February 17, 2024