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canon 1Ds

The most amazing DSLR known to man.

Wow!!! He has a canon 1Ds! That beats a nikon any day!

by starflyer90 July 5, 2009

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Canon 60D

One of the most badass cameras ever made. Similar to other Canon DSLR's except this one has a flip-out screen. It accepts both Ef and EF-S lenses. It takes 18mp photos and shoots bitchin' 1080P video.

"dude i just bought a MOTHER FUCKING Canon 60D"
"no FUCKING way"

by olstarr January 10, 2012

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glass canon

(In RPG terms) A character in which that is strongest in the party in attack but, continuously dies due to they're low defense stat.

XxXzXGetRektFgtLOLXxXx: OFGHG!!!?! WHY DOEDS MY MAges CANT DO ANYLTHING RIGHT!@!!!
Superpwnagethomas69: Woh dude calm yo tits. didnt you check the mages stats first theyre basically glass canons

by teh_toast_lord_124 February 28, 2016

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Canon Slade

A Christian schooling establishment located in North Bolton, Greater Manchester, England, GB.
A rather appallingly dull place, where the PE teachers lock themselves in their offices, as the only remotely physical activity they do all day is lift cake to their mouths.

"Wow, that Canon Slade sport event looks good man!"
"Nawwwh, didn't you hear? Their PE teachers look like Rick Waller!"

by Lucie Grey April 25, 2008

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douglas canon

a college tradition dating to the 1840's on the campus of Wesleyan University in Middletown, Connecticut. originally part of a "canon scrap" ritual in which freshmen were charged with firing the small canon and sophomores with foiling the effort, the canon has fallen into obscurity and legend within the last century.

the scrap exercise ended in 1916 for safety concerns, reemerged for one year in 1923 and appeared finished when the canon was filled with lead and mounted to a pedestal between South College and the campus chapel on College Row.

26 years later, though, on the night of march 12, 1957, students stole the canon from its pedestal and began the canon's long journey around the world. it was presented to the Soviet Union as a symbol of peace, to President Richard Nixon in DC as a protest to the Vietnam War and to the managing editor of Life Magazine in New York in 1967. all efforts were clandestine and unauthorized by the university, at least in word.

since, the canon has made a series of brief appearances on campus, usually related to presidential inaugurations or significant reunions. more often, however, it travels the world in the hands of a secret society (or, perhaps, several secret societies) which tell of the canon's adventures through cryptic letters, postcards and pictures.

the Douglas Canon's current whereabouts are unknown.

yo, where's the douglas canon at?
i don't know, probably mounted on the taj mahal or sitting on its own private island. ask dougie b. or alan d.

by pmh November 10, 2005

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Canon Seaberg

A gay licker that will clean your chide for free and he also loves soggy biscuits feel free to contact him at 360 470 4576

my name is canon Seaberg and I like the taste of chode

by Batdogg2 May 30, 2018

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canon rape

A term used for fan fiction in which aspects of the canon (original universe) are so grossly exaggerated as to be unrecognizable except in name--sometimes offensively so.

This can happen to characters who the author worships or loathes; to a plot/story arc the author wishes to change/"fix"/invalidate; to a shipping (character relationship) that the author favors or disapproves of; or even to the entire canon universe, if the author's philosophy and "sense of life" differs greatly from the creators' sensibility.

Note that calling something "canon rape" does not necessarily mean it's badly written...but since the term is considered pejorative, people tend to associate it with badfic.

Oh god, I just read that new Star Wars story that got posted. The way they demonized Yoda and the Jedi Council, and excused all of Annakin's murders, it was complete canon rape.

Yeah, but it was kinda well written. If the author would just change the names and some of the background stuff, it'd make a pretty good original story.

by AeonBright July 19, 2011

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