enjoy your career

What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.

Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )

Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.

Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!

Career Ass Kisser

Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.

She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.

shit of my career

A monsterous crap taken at work while in the midst of a busy time.

That was the "shit of my career."

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Michael Masi's career

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.

"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"

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Waterbury Career Academy

A high school full of wanna be nurses, fake rich bitches, and nerd boys all in some thick black shirts. The upperclassmen are borderline sex offenders but its okay mommy holley will bail them out.

Waterbury Career Academy is a disgusting place

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Career Woman Grip

When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter

After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.

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Meek Mill's Career

Something that has been ended, destroyed, or even killed by Drake.

Hey man have you seen Meek Mill's Carrer lately?
No man, I haven't cause it doesn't exist.
Well Meek Mill's Career was destroyed by Drake in 2015.

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