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a great singer. my sugar mommy who i gave kids to. honestly a beautiful human being though
tripletits: name a singer who has both ass and tits.
me: mariah carey.
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so hot she can make anyone straight
kaylie carey is so hot
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A fat Burger obsessed screaming R&B whore, and famous cousin for Boomer from Left 4 Dead series
Fatty is famous only in the United States & again , well known for having countless flops all around the world.
Memoirs Of A Screaming Banshee is such a Flop Mariah Carey Album
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A very vocally talented woman who has a good heart, and still somewhat attractive but not like she used to be (like the Butterfly era). She used to have a hot career, but since "Rainbow" it hasn't done as well. The main problem with Mariah is she refuses to age.
Mariah Carey tries to still be 15.
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Half black half white singer. She mostly sings some R&B or some slow jams. Can sing with her voice really high which is pretty hard so that shows that shes talented.
things i like about mariah carey is that shes talented and lovin her songs.
BUT!
things i hate about mariah carey is that shes a racist to filipinos.
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An amazing singer who has a range of five octaves although she can hit eight,(as demonstrated in her song Emotions, among others) Writes, produces, and sings all of her songs. Bi-racial, African-American, Irish, and Venezuelan. Has a heart of gold, she does not just give to charity, she takes time out of her schedule to help needing people, and this isn't just a one time thing, she does this A LOT. Here genre is mostly catagorized as RnB, people who say it is Pop, are wrong, unless you count some of her explosive ballads. She has a strong sense of faith. Has been labeled a diva.
Also can be used instead of saying the word breakdown. Mariah Carey is a type of breakdown. A Mariah Carey Breakdown=
not sleeping and not eating because you are working so much...and with the lack of these functions one finds themselves feeling dizzy, disoriented, tired tired tired, possibly unloved, and just in need of some fun...so one will try and have fun, but will go so far out that everyone around thinks you've gone completely mad. So you separate yourself, trying to avoid the public eye, because you don't want anymore false rumors than need be...you try and get some time to yourself, and you try and watch your behavior more, but then that damn career/school pops up again and its back to work...but you are so out of whack by now that instead of doing what you are "supposed" to be doing, you recoil to a somewhat isolated place, where you, again, try and find solice, but this time, you kind of just pass out, and then you find the people around you checking you into a hospital because this is the only way you can get the rest, nutrients, and peace that you need, until finally you can recover and recuperate(?) from this extreme exhaustion and malnutrition. This can be abbreviated as MCB.
Mariah Carey has just made yet another #1 single!
I'm a complete mess and I'm on the verge of a Mariah Carey Breakdown.
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1. Extremely talented singer who has unmatched vocal abilities.
2. The definition of FAT
3. Currently the Best Selling Female Artist of All Time
4. Is 5 pounds lighter than fellow Diva Aretha Franlkin
5. Was referred to as a clone of fellow Diva Whitney Houston early in her career due to their similar styles. These two would then go on to dominate the charts with just about anything they released.
6. Her fans call her Mimi, due to her successful album "The Emancipation of Mimi". Others call her Mimoo or Moomoo due to her unmatched size and fat face.
7. Has a questionable level of sanity due to her infamous breakdown in 2001 and her constant belief in rainbows, butterflies, faries and other imaginary creatures and obsession with the words LOVE and Fantasy
8. Diva who dresses like a Hooker Miss Piggy with clothes inspired by Crackhead Truck Stop Hookers. Also has an obsession with stripper stilettos.
9. A Good Singer
Dude 1: Mariah Carey is the only person I know who works out dressed like a hoe in them heels.
Dude 2: Yea, and she's still a fat-ass. It should be telling her something.
Dude 1: I'd still hit it tho
Dude 2: Yea
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