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A Carl is somebody that doesn't give a SHIT about anything. No actually he will give SHIT to anybody. A Carl will take a shit in trash can at the Holiday Inn, then try to fling it around the room like a monkey. Carls enjoy letting friends watch him shit and take bets on places he will take a shit next. Carls are really dirty, they enjoy eating Doritos while they shit.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
Hmmmm. This room smells really shitty.
Yeah, check the trash can, there's probably a Carl in it.
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A guy who is really hot and seems really nice and cool, but really he is an annoying douche that no one wants to be bothered with.
Ugh I thought he was so cute, but he's actually just a Carl!
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Some one who likes wearing fedoras. They tend to like the same gender. They act happy around their friends but are normally sad or depressed and often don't even know why.
Person 1: Wow Carls seems to always be happy around her girlfriend!
Person 2: Have you seen her when she's alone? She never smiles! Like she's a completely different person!
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When one gets pussy whipped by a girl this is know as a Carl move.
"That is such a Carl move"
"Stop Doing the Carl"
"I'm not a Carl" (Dont be fooled by this as this is also a Carl thing to say)
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Carls are usually defined as male Karen’s.
The Carl aggressively approached us for using a crosswalk properly.
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Ugly women calling people karen
Carl's mad because I want to see her manager
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