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When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction
Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.
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when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds
jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!
john-what the fuck?
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n)- A little faggot that has no friends so does school work in a social event to hide his own gayness.Also known as Mikail Haimov
That raging gay is Nick Carpenter
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A woman with small breasts and loose morals.
Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.
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While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.
Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.
Steve: Was she pissed?
Pete: She was when she woke up.
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The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.
Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.
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Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.
First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.
Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!
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