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to have a strange obsession with pandas
Boy: Let's go see Kung Fu Panda...
Girl: Stop being a carson, i hate pandas!
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You like cock and balls eh?
Jschlatt hates stall, and Carson gets content off it
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A HOMELESS MAN THAT LIVES IN A SHITTER.
Oh man! He really is a Carson!
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Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."
Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.
Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?