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Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back

Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel

by FUck TI December 29, 2018


Cartel Čufta

Cartel Čufta is mafia organisation created by 3 people. The main creators are Ivan, Dominik and Ian. They like to enter a club with 2 uzis, they like to Enjoy a cup of coffe at local bar called Glembaj, and sometimes to go to Casino.

Oh shit here comes Cartel Čufta”

by Babke November 21, 2021


Caffeinated Cartel

A small online business with a focus on helping YOU grow YOUR small business. Products include: polymailers, cute shipping supplies to match your branding, wholesale ready-to-ship boutique items, and bulk craft supplies.
Launching summer 2022. CaffeinatedCartel.com

Caffeinated Cartel has the best prices on packaging and shipping supplies for small businesses!

by Mamapacifico May 11, 2022


FAST BOWLING CARTEL

A group of riverview bowlers who take souls, poles and grills on the daily. Main targets of the Fast bowling cartell include darcy (PEANUT) feilen, Sam (ANGRY) Wright, and Angus (Ranga) Tesnvoeh0wo. To be Apart of the fast bowling cartelll you must be able to bowl over 110 clicks and be able to strike fear into the batsmans soul.

Key members of the fast bowling include
- Will spora - Main job take poles
- Sam Beaman - Stay consistant and bowl inswingers
- Ben Bousie- bowl fast and play some chin music
- Gus Grover (PEB) - Newly inducted - Lift the ennos, play footy.

Dan dougan wishes he could be apart of the "Fast Bowling Cartell" but hes simply just too slow

by BOZO123442 February 21, 2024


cash crown cartel

A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.

Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?

by Caribou Lou October 16, 2007


curry cartel

the tryhards of the grade. always sexualizes every girl and refers to them with derogatory terms. ALWAYS USES THE N WORD, but they don't have the right to. idiots. however, there are like 2 exceptions.

Girl 1: omg, did you hear what the curry cartel did??
Girl 2: yeah!! they hate women, they're such d**ks.

by crystal'snumber1fan October 8, 2020


speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 14, 2012