phrase originally coined by borat to express his pleasure at the supposed opulence of his hotel. in the vernacular, the phrase is generally meant to refer to a person who has attained great success in his life
Person A: Dude, I fucked Anna last night."
Person B: "Anna? She'd never fuck you. You're shitting me, right?
Person A: "Nah, dude; king in the castle."
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Nut Castle is what happens when Taylor finishes on Andrews mom and leaves with White Castle sliders.
Poor Andrews mom totally got nut castled last night.
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cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius
A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it
A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen
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Whenever someone comes up with ridiculous ideas that are particularly complex to solve simple problems or have no possible chance of happening. Often used in Software Development to indicate when someone is spewing a high degree of BS.
Bob is just Spinning Castles, his solution is 10 times more complicated than necessary. - OR - Benjamin is just Spinning Castles because there is no chance we are ever going to do that elaborate project!
Little burgers that make you shit.
I love White Castle.
When an older woman takes out her dentures and goes down on you. You pull-out and ejaculate on her face, then throw her dead husbands ashes on her.
So how was your date last night with the cougar? I gave her the castle greyskull mate.
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A hot girl with a good set of turrets.
A subtle way of telling a girl;
Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"